Rule#4

Thou shall not buy,watch,or talk about chic flics or tv shows involving dancing or singing unless its a music award showican idol is not an award show).



Punishment:watch 6 hours of Larry the cable guy or 4077 M*A*S*H

Rule#3

If you ask a friend to be your wing-man and he says yes or starts walking with you(Auto yes) he is oblagated to stick it out to the end.


Punishment:Total emberisment in public

Rule#2

If your bestfriends girlfriend breaks up with him she is not free game till you ask permission and then if the awnser is no then it is No(If this law is broken there is no room for forgivness "hope she is worth it")


Punishment: No forgivness point blank friendship termanation and an ass whooping by the guy you fucked over and his real friends!!!

Rule#1

No man is alowed to bring up another mans girlfriend when out on a guys night out.

Punishment: Friend ship termination,and or all bills for the night out is on the big mouth cock block.